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You take a generator when camping (to supply your fridge, micro, TV!).
You text message whilst lifting weights
Police park on the pavement..to book you for a parking offence
The first thing a police officer asks you is “what does your dad do?”.
Your next door neighbour cooks “souvla” all 52 Sundays of the year.
people eat all 24hrs of the day
people go to the beach at night
