your yiayia has a picture of Makarios on the wall
you have a relative in every Village
your yiayia owns the hens, that make the eggs, that complete your watermelon and halloumi breakfast
when someone close to you dies, you wear black for a whole year or more
You were as tall as yiayia by the age of seven
when theres nothing 2 do at 3pm cos evry1 is asleep!
You fight over who’s going to pay the bill – but in reality you hate to pay
even your 4-year old cousin can make a frappe by himself and drinks at least one a day
