when u land at larnaca airport, and everyone on ur plane starts clapping
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Cyprus Jokes
when theres nothing 2 do at 3pm cos evry1 is asleep!
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Your alarm clock is your neighbours shoutin at eachother from across the village
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but put your airconditioning to 15C and still find it hot
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cats are to cypriots what pidgeons are to londoners: vermin.
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You fight over who’s going to pay the bill – but in reality you hate to pay
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